Men in Black 4

21 May 2012 Monday There's a fungus in Oregon that covers something over 2500 acres. It is the largest living organism on earth. Frightening! People around the world, mostly middle-aged white women, report a strange disease called Morgellon's. This involves sores out of which come fibers as a result of the implantation of nano-devices in the skin of these middle-aged white women by aliens. The Centers for Disease Control call this a 'delusional infestation'. Clearly the CDC is under the control of the aliens already. Where are the Men in Black when we need them? My wife was watching a program on TV which featured irrefutable proof that the ancient Mayans, a civilization that couldn't make it past the 12th or 13th century, predicted that 2012 was going to be a rough year, finishing with a bang on the 20th of December when it will all come to some sort of watery or flaming end (I can't remember which). Despite placing an order for 13 tons of fresh water and 4000 cans of pinto beans, my wife's reaction was fairly calm and she didn't lose her sense of humor, she pointed out that our daughter, currently in university in Canada, would be flying to Asia on that day and so would have a bird's eye view of the end of the world. Me? I'm trying to remember where I put my copy of Nostradamus.